A man was playing golf when he hit his ball into the woods. As he went to retrieve it, he stumbled upon a talking frog.
The frog looked up at him and said, “Hey, I’m actually a beautiful princess, and if you kiss me, I’ll turn back into a princess, and I’ll grant you three wishes!”
The man picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog, now annoyed, asked from inside the pocket, “Aren’t you going to kiss me and make a wish?”
The man replied, “Nah, I’m a busy guy, but a talking frog? That’s pretty rare. I’ll take you to the office and show my coworkers!”